overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them
Ever want to binge watch the Marvel Cinematic Universe but want to do it in chronological order? Here you go:
Captain America: The First Avenger
Agent Carter - Marvel One-Shot
Iron Man 2
The Incredible Hulk
The Consultant - Marvel…
I think this is the most romantic thing to ever happen to me
the most romantic thing that happened to you was when you faked some text messages
It makes me happy to know I’m pretty much the same height as Spider-Man.
Wait, Tony Stark’s not really 6’6” is he? That must be with the armor.
For some reason, it weirds me out that I’m taller than Cap and Punisher and the Thing, but it would weird me out if I wasn’t taller than Tony.
he’s 6’6” in his iron man suit. 616!Tony is around 6’1” or something out of his suit.
I’M GOIGN TO PISS I’M TALLER THAN WOLVERINE
Why the fuck is Wolverine so short
Accidentally hurting someone vs. accidentally hurting an animal
so i was in the bus with this granny by my side when we spotted two girls kissing by the bus stop. the granny turned to me and said “these girls are so pretty. at their age i was pretty ugly. well, maybe that’s why i had to marry a man” i almost died omg